(HOWLS)
d You touch me, and I had to fade d
d Crashing down is where I want to stay d
d Underneath the waves d
d Oh, underneath the waves d
d Your love's deeper than the sea d
d You kiss me d
d And I found all my harmony d
d Oh, my harmony... d
MALE ON RADIO: Good morning, froggy frogs!
Another day on the job with the Froggy Olympics
just around the corner.
And would you look at that,
the city of frogs,
otherwise known as Frogville.
Anyway, I'm off, because I'm hosting
the Froggy Olympics, and this year's grand prize
is Princess Froglegs herself,
the most beautifully disgusting frog in the world.
Thank you, Your Grossness,
for letting me carry around this clipboard,
and acting like your errand boy.
Indeed, it brings me great joy to bring you the daily news
and tell all you about the not very interesting things
that are happening in the magnificent kingdom
that you shouldn't be worried about at all.
In the least, not one bit.
(MALE MUMBLING)
- FROG KING: Get on with it. - First off, preparations
for the Froggy Olympics are going swimmingly.
- What else is there? - One small thing.
Your daughter, Princess Froglegs, she's run off again.
But we'll get her back as soon as possible.
- MALCOLM: Ew. - Where is she?
Ah, just a thought, maybe she's gone
because you made her a prize in the Olympics, maybe?
What? Go find her! Why are you here?
Um, uh...
I don't know.
PRINCESS FROGLEGS: Okay, girl, remember the plan:
We enter the Froggy Olympics as couple of dudes,
and when we win, I won't have to marry anybody.
Shh, quiet, Princess. Do you want to give us away?
- Hmm... - Hm.
(GRUNTS)
(WHISPERS) Our plan is working.
Good. Now stay focused.
Whoa, the market is jumping today.
I heard they're even selling action figures of us.
- Where? - (GASPS) There!
VENDOR LADY: Hello, dear!
We're all here!
There's Dad and Mom,
and you, my BFF.
Oh, that's my favorite.
Okay, we'll take 'em all,
- the whole set. - Sure.
My dad, my mom,
me, the inspector. Do you take plastic?
Hey, are you saying you're the princess?
Oops, I was just being silly.
Yep, we're just two dudes shoppin' for dolls.
Ooh, Froggy Vuitton!
Did you ever see such beauty...
- Ah. - ...such style, such frogsmanship?
It's a good one, that.
Okay, girl, I must have this dress.
- (CLEARS THROAT) You're gonna blow our cover. - Oops.
Boys don't wear dresses.
Get your wings here. Perfect for the big game.
Fresh grilled wings from across the pond.
- Get some before we eat 'em all. - Yum. Mm-mm-mm.
- I'll take one, Freddie. - Whoo!
Yeah, with my swamp water sauce.
Ugh, disgusting.
- Yum, swamp water sauce. - Huh?
- Be right back. - PRINCESS: What about staying focused?
Mmm, this calls for a taste test.
(LAUGHS)
Tastes good if I do say so myself.
And I do.
Ooh, he's cute. How much?
Don't be ridiculous.
Get lost. Thelma's not for sale, buddy.
Mom, he just called the fly...
- FREDDIE: Duh, that's her name. - Can I pet her?
(LAUGHS) Hey, kids,
- the fly's name is Thelma. - I want it now, Mom.
I'll give you $2.50 for Thelma.
- No, no, no. - I got 3 on it.
- Uh-uh, no way. - 2?
- Mm-mm, stop. - MAN: 2.50?
- WOMAN: 4? - $500!
Um, 5.
This place is crazy. Come on, Thelma, let's take off.
Burrito?
What's in this so-called burrito?
Eh, better not to ask.
Make way. Coming through, VIP.
I am Prince Froggy Ababwa.
And that's a nice fly you got there.
FREDDIE: Here we go again.
Did you know flies are the breakfast of champions?
Not happenin', Ababwa.
Well, hello there, juicy girl.
Get in my belly,
so I can win the princess in the Froggy Games.
You'll never win her... the princess or the fly.
Don't contradict me.
You're no match for Prince Froggy Ababwa!
- Now say you're sorry to Thelma. - (PRINCE GROANING)
Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry! I'm sorry.
- (GRUNTS) I'm not sorry. - Whoa.
- That was just a lie. - Ha!
Oh, are you seeing this?
FREDDIE: You goin' down, frog!
(BOTH GROANING)
- Too slow. - (FREDDIE GRUNTING)
So sorry.
So romantic.
That one's fighting for his beloved house fly, heh.
- See you later, alligator. - The other just one wants to eat her for breakfast.
Let go of Thelma! Now!
Fly! Fly like the wind!
My victory breakfast! Guards, get that fly!
GUARD: We'll get it for you, Prince Ababwa.
FREDDIE: Boogaloo, pass it! I'm open!
BOOGIE: Out of my way, chubby bubby!
All you, Freddie.
Right down the line.
Whoa!
Watch out!
Excuse me.
MAN: There he is! Go!
Double-axle spinneroo,
and the crowd goes wild!
You're no prince. You just got a fancy hat.
Yeah. Uh-huh.
Let's not be next. Time to get you out of here.
Wait.
- Boogie, here. - I got it.
Aw, man, Thelma's gonna have a monster headache tomorrow.
Here goes somethin'.
(SCREAMS)
FREDDIE: He hops...
He scores!
Yes!
Take that, Ababwa!
- What? - Okay, I will.
Looks like we got ourselves a little Mexican frog-off.
Hand over the fly,
or fish boy goes swirly down the toidy.
- (GRUNTS) Put me down! - (SNICKERING)
Swirly swirly.
Down the toidy.
BOOGIE: Let go! Put me down!
Olympic victory,
it's so close, I can taste it!
(LAUGHS MANIACALLY)
(GASPS)
(FREDDIE GRUNTS)
Ha ha, the prince is crying.
My breakfast of champions!
Bye bye, frogmeister!
PRINCE ABABWA: After them, Speedy!
Let's go... Whoa!
- Whoa! - Ahh!
Go!
Whoa, that is quite a hyperactive turtle.
What's wrong, homefrog? Try and keep up!
MAN: There they go!
MALE ANNOUNCER: Froggies and gentlemen,
welcome to the Froggy Olympics Preliminary Games.
What are you lookin' at?
Back off, frogger.
Out of my way, green eyes.
Whoa, you're froggin' huge!
What the...?
Wow.
(GRUNTING)
Camera really does add ten pounds.
BESTIE: Homefrog's totally climbin' on your...
- Keep going! Keep going! - Nice!
Lily pads!
It's so humiliating.
I think you're the prize, you know...
for the Froggy Olympics.
The disgusting princess loves me.
PRINCESS: I know, I told you that.
The putrescent princess loves me.
Why do you think I left?
You drive me crazy. You never listen.
I know, we'll enter the games ourselves.
Duh, that's why we're here.
- Uh, we better win. - Relax. And remember...
you're a dude, so be dudey.
If I have to marry one of these losers,
my life will be doody.
Hello, pretty boy.
Singing up for the Froggy Games, I presume?
Please just draw pictures of yourself.
Well, that's actually pretty good.
- (PRINCESS SIGHS) - Oh.
No arms?
Froggies and gentlemen,
welcome to the Froggy Olympic Games!
And this year's champion, who wins the entire games,
will also be given the honor of marrying my daughter,
Princess Froglegs!
If we could find her.
And so, with no more blah, blah, blah,
let the qualification round begin!
All right, froggies, I want a clean frog fight.
ANNOUNCER: Froggy Balboa starting off strong.
Well, you know what they say:
The bigger they are, the harder they...
punch you in the face.
- Yeah, I did it! - MALCOLM: And by an extremely
unfair weight classification,
big froggy takes the round!
They've got to change that by next year.
It's unfair, definitely.
The serve, way up!
ANNOUNCER 2: Now, that's what I call a bird's eye view.
Literally!
MAN: Nice!
ANNOUNCER 2: Ooh, right in the eyeball!
ANNOUNCER 1: Didn't even see it comin'.
ANNOUNCER 2: Speaking of eyeballs,
let's go take a look at some other events.
The winners of each of these events
will go on to compete in the final round
for the princess' hand.
ANNOUNCER 1: Well, not just her hand, Bob,
but you make a good point. And speaking of points,
let's look at some archery.
Archery is my best sport.
Please, froggies, complete silence.
No ribbiting,
and definitely no croaking.
This is probably the highest level of competition
- in all the Froggy Games. - (KING GASPS)
Close.
MALCOLM: So please, quiet, all.
And here he goes...
(GRUNTS)
And he's nailed it!
ANNOUNCER 2: What a shot by the new guy!
Is it just me, or does the new guy look
a lot like Princess Froglegs?
ANNOUNCER 1: Hmph, might be a cousin.
Three arrows? That seems a little unfair.
(GRUNTS)
ANNOUNCER 2: New guy got skills!
Uh-huh, uh-huh!
Where did this new guy come from, Smartypants?
I don't like surprises.
There's no surprises on the schedule.
Let me see here...
Nope, no surprises.
- Ahh! - KING: Then what's that?
Prepare to eat fly puke, froggies!
Fire!
Yeah, that's some of this.
Huh?
Ugh, those toads
are messing up the games.
Thistles, bees, and angry toads.
There is no hope of these games turning around,
unless some kind of hero saves the day.
Huh? Like that kind of a hero, over there?
Never mind, it's just that fly guy.
ANNOUNCER 2: And his tadpole BFF!
Look at the speed on that frog.
And he jumps...
And there's the prince riding a turtle.
Whoa...
They just have to stick that landing.
My frogness, that's the best jump all day!
That was more like stinking the landing.
I guess Prince Ababwa lost his flying carpet
when he divorced Princess Jasmine.
Let's call it a draw.
Ah! Come on, not again!
Whoa!
ANNOUNCER 1: What is this, a frog circus?
ANNOUNCER 2: Now it looks like he's channeling Froggy Lou Retton!
And he sticks the landing!
PRINCE ABABWA: That's my breakfast!
FREDDIE: Thelma's nobody's breakfast, bub!
Point!
Set!
Match!
Nice! Freddie just won the race!
Did you see that, baby?
On your marks, get set...
- (GUNSHOT) - Ribbit!
Oh, don't hurt me, please.
- I'm very frightened. - (ALL PANTING)
ANNOUNCER 2: Sheesh, how many events
do these poor froggies have to compete in?
Somebody stop that turtle!
(SCREAMS)
Oh my!
Frog happens.
Just a scratch.
Unbelievable comeback by Ababwa.
It's gonna be a close race.
Freddie the fly guy is headed down the final stretch.
I can't believe it!
Yes!
He came out of nowhere
and single-flippardly saved the games.
ANNOUNCER 3: Next up on the really high dive,
an insignificant frog makes a big splash.
(GASPS, SCREAMS)
Don't worry, buddy,
that turtle won't be able to climb up here.
We'll be safe.
BOOGIE: He's right behind us.
Come on, Boogaloo, shake your tail.
(GRUNTING)
Whoa!
Uh...
(PRINCE ABABWA GRUNTS)
Oh yeah, turtle power.
Oh, man.
I like to travel, but not straight down.
PRINCE: Big scaredy-frog.
ANNOUNCER 1: It's only water.
PRINCE: Scaredy-frog!
FREDDIE: Scaredy-frog? I'll show you!
(GRUNTING)
BOTH: Geronimo!
Are you ready to win, Boogie?
(LAUGHS)
I'm game, I think.
Boogie, I'm not gonna be shown up
by a guy named Froggy Ababwa.
ANNOUNCER 1: Great frog almighty, it's an upset!
(SCOFFS) Show-off.
I'm just going to step into the pond here.
How do you feel going into the final round
at the Fly-Eat-and-Jump?
FROGS: Speech! Speech! Speech!
Well, I wasn't planning on entering the games.
It might be a good time to marry a princess
and settle down for a bit.
But don't worry, Ababwa,
you can always drop in for a visit.
Well, ha ha,
well done, froggy, and I wish you no spla...
(CLEARS THROAT)
My name is Freddie Froggy.
Who wants to see me win and marry the princess?
(GRUNTS)
The boss ain't gonna be to happy about this, guys.
- Come on, we out. - Watch out!
FOOFIE: Who does that frog think he is?
Messing up our plans like that?
(BOTH GRUNT)
SPIKE: Nobody breathe a word of what happened.
Let me do all the talking.
SPIDEY: You got it, Spike.
Play your card, already, come on.
SERPENT: S-s-so how did it go, boys?
Oh, it's your turn. Yeah.
It was awful. Your plan for us to ruin the Olympics
was foiled by a frog who showed up out of nowhere.
Who is he?
How should I know?
But I do know he'll beat anybody you put up against him. Anybody!
I must win the games and get the princess
my own self.
Well, good luck with that,
because that frog's unbeatable.
Wouldn't you agree?
- (SERPENT GROWLS) - Oh. Ouch.
I'll destroy anyone who gets in my way.
- Even you. - If you say so.
I've been waiting my whole life
for my revenge on the Frog King and Queen.
And revenge, as they say,
is best served cold.
(SHUDDERING)
SERPENT: By the way,
what's your favorite flavor of popsicle?
FOOFIE: I like apples!
SERPENT: How do you like them apples?
Matter of fact...
What's that?
I don't like them apples.
KING: We've got to find the princess.
I promised that she'll marry the winner,
and a king must keep his promises.
Perhaps we can distract you with this drawing, your stinkiness.
I don't need distractions, just my daughter.
As an alternative, maybe we can give the winner
one of your other children.
You have a lot of them running around here all the time.
It's a bit much, a little excessive.
How many do I have?
According to our last count,
you have approximately 15,892 children, your ugliness.
Ninety-one if you subtract the princess.
BOTH: Huh?
Your majesty, I have a special delivery for you,
sent air mail, so you'd get it quickly.
What is the meaning of this? Ah!
(SQUAWKS) A letter!
A letter.
What does it say? A letter!
PRINCESS: "Dear Dad, well, I guess you know already,
"I've left because of your big idea."
And you get to marry the winner. How cool is that?
I don't want a husband! I want a life!
Enough of these outbursts!
You're a wild child.
You need a husband to take care of you.
I have to find her.
A letter! A letter!
(SQUAWKS) A letter! A letter! A letter!
(SOBS) What have we done?
But your dad made you marry me,
and look how happy you are, right?
(QUEEN SOBBING)
Darling, this is our custom,
so let us hope the frog who wins
can make our daughter just as happy as we are.
He probably won't be as handsome as me,
but you know, what can you do?
Oh, why can't we just let her
choose her own husband?
My, that's preposterous.
Next, you'll be agreeing with Inspector Noggin
that there's life outside the pond.
NOGGIN: You're just jealous of my big brain.
KING: Use it to find my daughter, Inspector Noggin.
Oh, I will, as soon as I inspect the evidence.
BOTH: Huh?
NOGGIN: Then the extra big brain
inside the extra big head of mine
will solve the puzzle and find her.
Look here, evidence!
Hmm...
Hmm?
Ah-ha! Just as I suspected.
Hmm, brilliant.
What?
What did you suspect?
It's obvious the princess and her bestie
ran away to become actors, you see.
Oh.
- They wanted to be free... - (GROANS)
...see the world through their own eyes,
and wear silly little costumes.
- (BOTH GROAN) - But little did they know,
that a great big whale named Monstro would swallow them up!
- Wait. - What?
That's the story of Pinocchio.
Your head is full of stuffing, not brains.
ANNOUNCER 1: And here come the champions. Yesterday, they were nobodies,
and today, the fans can't seem to get enough of 'em.
They're like Internet celebrities, basically.
ANNOUNCER 2: Or overnight frogsations!
Get out of my way, I'm gonna win.
(GROANS)
- Off me, froggin' weirdo. - Get off me.
- Scoot over. - No.
- Stop. - Ew!
- Don't shove me. - Get off me!
Let me shine. Ow. You're in my way.
- Stop. - Move!
(SCOFFS)
PRINCESS: We'll see who wind in the end.
MALCOLM ON MEGAPHONE: Okay, you ugly toads,
come and get a picture of you
pretending to kiss the princess.
One of you lucky toads
will be kissing the real one soon enough.
The rest of you will always have...
- (GASPS) - ...these lovely, make-believe pictures.
- Hello. - (FLASH BULB POPS)
It's my turn!
Quit hoggin' the princess.
- (KISSING) - (PRINCESS GROANS)
Oh, Princess!
- FREDDIE: Yoo-whoo! - Hey!
(LAUGHS)
How about you smooch my royal heinie?
(FLASH BULB POPS)
(GRUNTS)
Nice butt!
Ah!
Ow!
What's your problem, bro-frog?
- PRINCESS: I ain't your bro-frog. - Huh?
Banzai!
What? What are you lookin' at?
Now, that's kissing a heinie.
He's got his head up his...
- What, you think this is funny? - ALL: Huh?
A picture of the princess kissing Freddie's bootie?
What in frog's name is funny about that?
You, muscle-brained frog booger,
you think that's funny, huh?
What about you, six eyes?
Oh, you're Mr. Quiet now, huh?
Tadpole?
- Uhh... - PRINCESS: What do you think?
No comment.
Don't look at me, I love my shmoopsy-poo.
How dare you. Cannonball!
(GRUNTING)
That was close.
You, you never even signed up for the games.
What are you still doing here?
I usually run from trouble,
but it keeps following me around.
And I need to take a break
from all the fighting, and getting chased off.
So I figured I'd win the game,
marry the princess and live in the palace with her.
She can't be any worse than you are.
(GROANS)
You big baby.
Ugh! I could have you arrested for that.
I'm not a baby, I'm the prin...
The princess!
Uhh...
She's right over there.
Don't let her get away!
Okay...
- That was weird. - She's around here somewhere.
I've seen her on the telly.
Not sure why I was hiding.
'Cause you're the baby.
Oh, hi there.
Do you want to win the Froggy Olympics
and marry the Princess Froglegs?
Act now and sign up for the Froggy-Builder Bootcamp!
Gimme that, punk!
Can I help you? Ugh.
BOOGIE: Man, that's a cranky baby.
How about you, Mr. Cool Frog?
(SNICKERS) You want to go to boot camp?
Hey, that's not a bad idea.
We get free room and board?
- And all you can eat? - Boot camp?
Who needs it? I got the biggest guns in this pond.
That sounds uncool.
Guys, Freddie's right.
The only way that I can be absolutely sure
that I'm going to win the princess is by going to boot camp.
Well, I guess we're all going to boot camp.
Yeah!
Move 'em out!
- Hoorah! - Yeah!
PRINCESS: I don't know, Bestie.
I'm not sure we can beat those guys.
Let's just get out of here while we still can.
BESTIE: But where will we go?
d Looking back d
d Should've known d
d 'Cause I'm just a girl d
d But I've got my secrets d
d Can't hold tight d
d If I try d
d So I go all in d
d And I play it... d
d I can make it on my own d
d If I try d
d And there's no more goin' home d
d But sometimes I wish d
d I didn't have to make it d
d On my own. d
That don't look like no boot camp.
That looks like a 2-star hotel, baby.
MUSCLES: The room service here stinks.
Uh-huh.
I really wish they'd put
those little chocolates on your pillow.
But fireflies are a nice touch though.
- You got to admit. - I'm watchin' you, punk.
Blah!
Oh, where'd that come from?
(LAUGHS) You guys are too late.
Try next door, 'cause we're all booked up here.
- All booked up? - Huh?
What? Hey, what about that one?
- Occupied. - Well, we don't want your stupid room.
Let's go find a good room. Come on, Bestie.
Hi, old fart frog.
- Give us your room. - Huh?
Come on, we want your room.
I'm going to beat your old fart butt.
- (GRUNTING) - HUNCHBACK: Get off me! No!
- You're strong for an old guy. - Please have mercy!
- (CLEARS THROAT) - BESTIE: Ow.
Hello? Anyone home?
MALE FROG: Sorry, I got to get my beauty sleep for the princess.
(GRUNTING)
One room left.
Uh, hello?
Hello?
Ugh! You?
Ha ha ha, I got the last room.
- Have fun camping. - Well, uh...
Oh, I don't think so.
Well, I'm sleepin' here tonight,
you little ribbit-head.
Yeah, okay. You're top bunk.
Now, frog, I'm warning you,
don't try any froggy business
or I'll beat your croaker and you'll be all...
- (GROANING) - "Hey, I'm Freddie,
"and that hurt me croaker very much."
(SIGHS)
Ooh, pretty nice view from up here.
Yo, frog, don't be a bunk hog. Ha ha ha.
Ugh, do you know how to keep your mouth closed?
(GRUNTS, THUMPS)
(VOCALIZING)
Take that!
Your grossness, we found the princess.
But just to be sure, we need you
to pick her out of a line up.
Okay, boys, bring 'em in!
Gross! Funky toes!
I give you Princess Froglegs.
- Say hi to your father, young lady. - (GRUNTS)
And show some manners! Bad princess!
Bad, bad, bad princess!
- Gee! - Please let us go!
- I don't even know why I'm here. - (CRYING)
You dummy old toad,
can't you see these girls are imposters?
Well, the princess could've gained
some weight in the wild, just like the Queen did.
An honest mistake, your grossness.
Won't happen again. (GRUNTS)
I'll just go find the real princess now. Cheerio.
- What do you have to say? - Nothing.
Do you think I'm a chubbo?
No, no, you just have big bones.
- (RHYTHMIC DRUMMING) - What the...?
What the frog is that?
Cock-a-doodle-doo!
Rise and shine!
CAPTAIN ONE-EYE: Listen up, froggies.
For the next three days of your miserable lives,
you're gonna find out what it takes to be an Olympic champion!
And I should know,
I was an Olympic champion myself, nine times.
Nice times? That's a lot.
Ah, ping pong plus doubles,
but still, we came in third place, which is very good.
I was still champion. And also, we did
the synchronized swimming, where you do the same moves
- out of and in the pool. - This guy is so full of himself.
What? What are you lookin' at?
You got a problem with synchronized swimming?
Give me that! You got a problem with people
doing the same hands and arm moves? Do ya? Gah!
Anyway, now what's the most important thing
about being a champion, hmm? Tell me.
I know. Self-confidence,
- self-esteem, and self-improvement. - Shut your pie hole!
- MAN: What's his problem? - Wrong, wrong, wrong. Shut up!
Probably saying something inspirational.
Wrong! The most important thing about being a champion
is being able to tell people that you're a champion.
(ALL AGREEING)
- And also... - Oh, bullfroggy.
...being able to eat a 9,000-calorie diet
filled with carbs!
We might need a nap later.
But first, pancakes!
- PRINCESS: Uh... - I must be dreamin'.
- What? - Excuse me, would you mind?
Thanks.
Ready, set, chew!
I don't want to see anybody gettin' skinnier!
That's right, let's see some fatness.
Let's go. Come on.
No gluten intolerance for any of you people.
Eat it all. Nothin' on your plate.
Finally, a sport I'm good at.
- CAPTAIN: Use your whole mouth. - Hey, move over.
There you go, that's what I'm talkin' about.
(CAPTAIN LAUGHS)
Everybody's getting fatter.
I have to go to the bathroom.
Finish everything.
And now, nap time!
- (ALL SNORING) - (VIOLIN PLAYS CLASSICAL MUSIC)
(MUMBLES) That's pretty.
PRINCESS: Shh!
Who's gonna spoon me?
I'm always the little spoon.
All right! Coffee break's over!
Now get back and eat!
Let's go, eat!
All of you, come on!
Uh, don't mention it.
Look, girl, there's something froggy going on around here,
- and I'm gonna find out what it is. - Mm-hmm.
- You don't like eating bugs? - Can I go poop now?
They don't taste good?
Well, put some honey on it!
Hey, dude, what kind of game are you playing, frog?
Hey, bro-frog, can you pass the ketchup?
I told you, I'm not your bro-frog!
Come on, you're not done yet! There's more room.
(FRENCH ACCENT) How about you, monsieur frog?
How about one more wafer-thin bug?
(CAPTAIN CHUCKLES)
I know some of you are hiding food in your cheeks.
Now swallow it! Come on, guys, you got a job to do.
You want to marry the princess? Then eat!
Come on, froggies, I believe in you!
Ha ha, now a magic trick.
Oh, man, who cut the frog cheese?
Something's rotten in Frogville. Meet me here at midnight.
Hey. Hey, buddy, wake up.
- Wakey-wakey. - But, Daddy...
- Come on. - I don't want to go to school.
- Hey, there you are. - Ahh!
Snap out of it! Are you trippin', son?
- (GRUNTS) - (SCOFFS)
PRINCESS: It touched me.
Ow! Ow, ow.
- PRINCESS: Hey, dude. - Hmm? What was that?
Need something, bully-frog?
Don't get cute.
Come on, bro, I was just playing around.
Not overly genuine, but all right.
Good night.
- Hey, Freddie, I don't trust this place. - (SNORING)
I know. Oh yeah, I sleepwalk. Don't freak out.
PRINCESS: Man, you're a weirdo.
Hmm?
(SNORING)
Uh... Wow.
I guess he really does sleepwalk.
- Hello? - I'm hungry.
Ah-ha! Yes, maybe he'll get lost.
Is there someone there?
Whoa.
Let's go.
(GROANS)
I'm so tired.
That's pretty.
(GRUNTING)
Hello, everyone.
Mom?
(SIGHS)
(GROANS)
Let's go...
home.
(AIR BLOWING)
Whoa. Whoa!
Huh.
Hey.
(LAUGHS)
Huh? Yeah.
Ooh, ahh.
(GRUNTING CONTINUES)
Whoa.
Wow.
Penguins.
I love you.
Ow!
Hey, Boogie, what are you doing here?
- (BICYCLE BELL CHIMES) - Whoa.
Wow.
Hi.
Whoa.
Ow!
(SHIVERING) Where am I going?
- Come on, Tadpole. - I'm comin', I'm comin'.
This is not a good sign, man.
- We have to tell the others. - Uh-oh.
Ha, what do you think, Thelma? Do I look hot or what?
Ahh...
Mmm, mustabulish.
(GASPS)
(GROANS)
(SHIVERING)
(SIGHS)
Hmm...
He's shivering, but it's not even cold.
Come on, let's get you dried off.
(FREDDIE GROANING)
I dreamt you shaved your mustache...
- Huh? - ...and you were super hot.
CAPTAIN: Now, there's a rumor going around
- that I'm only trying to fatten you up... - Ready for more training?
- ...for a long blizzard. - Terribly.
Who would have thought training meant
sitting around stuffing your face all day?
- Bring it on. - Oh, yeah.
Last night, Tadpole and I found a frog skull
- in the shape on an ice cube. - That's weird.
I had a dream about ice cubes.
All right, everybody, I don't want to see
your mouths moving unless there's food in it!
Now, listen here, Captain Stink-Eye,
why are you trying to get us all fat and stuff, huh?
Yeah, some of us are already chunky.
Who are you calling chunky?
I can't eat another bite.
Now, before we meet this large lizard,
I got a few things to tell you.
We're gonna get in shape, we're gonna exercise,
we're gonna become champions!
You ready for that?
- Are you? - (ALL AGREEING)
Get ready!
But first, a little cheesecake.
Ugh, get your froggy fingers off me.
- Mmm, some cherry fly pie, baby. - Oh, no...
- Mmm, yum, yum, yum, yum. - (GROANS, SNEEZES)
(GRUNTS)
Don't waste cheesecake!
Cheesecake's not for wasting, it's for eating!
- Sneezed. - Well, bless you.
Maybe this'll clear your sinuses, huh.
Whatever.
That wasn't very nice. Not nice at all.
I told you, we're going to exercise after the cheesecake!
(SQUAWKS)
PRINCESS: Ugh, I hate that One-Eye.
BOOGIE: Where's my drink with the little umbrella?
(ALL GROANING)
All right, you guys,
you're being punished.
That's why I'm laying you out in the sun.
I'm not laying you out in the sun
to get extra crispy for the lizard.
Huh?
That is a rumor, another rumor
that has not been substantiated as complete fact.
So, anyway, cook evenly.
I mean, you know what I'm saying.
Behave yourselves.
Okay, this dude's gone too far.
Force-feeding us, pie-facing my bro,
and now dragging us out here to fry?
- Enough's enough. - No, genius.
Yeah.
Wait, so that guy's a genius?
Get over there and take care of him.
- You heard me. - (BOTH GRUNTING)
- Ow. - Almost there.
(GRUNTS)
I knew something was frogged up here.
See ya.
CAPTAIN: Now, the important thing is
that the serpent doesn't eat us. Got it?
FREDDIE: Guys, wake up. We don't want to fry out here.
(ALL GRUNTING)
You guys got to get up.
We've got to get out of here or we'll be snake food.
I did not leave my father's wart repair business
in the middle of nowhere just so I could die
in the middle of nowhere.
Okay, this is the frog reduction sauce.
You start out with spices, then you mix it up,
and at the very last minute, you add frogs.
(SINISTER LAUGH)
Ow! Ow! Ow! Ooh! Ah!
- What? - FOOFIE: That looks painful.
(COUGHS)
Why'd we bring the ice machine all the way out here?
You need ice to keep 'em fresh.
You know, for the ones he doesn't finish today.
Ha ha. Ice, ice, baby. Too cold!
- (FROGS GROANING) - (GRUNTS)
If I could just get a better view.
Whoa, cool.
With a little help from the wind
and my super-froggy speed...
Oh, and this beach towel, obviously.
High as a bird!
High as a plane!
High as a flying frog!
Whoo!
This is so froggin' sweet!
Eat your heart out, Superman!
Whoa.
Whoa! That's froggy!
You're flying.
- Awesome! - Yeah, I know.
You guys look like French fried road kill.
(ALL GROANING)
Whoa! This isn't the desert.
It's the beach. Lucky I brought my flippers.
All right, okay, here we go.
Oh, this is very heavy.
DIZZY: Boss, the prisoners!
What?
They've escaped, and...
What are you guys doing up there?
...swimming and having a good time!
Food is not supposed to have fun!
Huh?
Ciao, guys!
Yeah, all right, man.
What? Huh?
Whatever, I could do that, and I'm just a tadpole.
Walk slower!
It's a good thing the prince brought his speed boat.
Last one in's a rotten toad!
- Oh, Boogie. - Hey, wait for me!
- Huh? - Food! Food, come back here!
Food!
Well, that sure looks like a lot of fun.
This isn't good.
Hey, Captain One-Eye, I almost forgot.
You can shove your boot camp up your nose.
Bye.
(BOTH GROAN)
FREDDIE: Last one in's a rotten toad!
Seriously, if we don't get those guys back over here,
we're gonna get eaten by the serpent.
Well, I don't want to be and ice cube... or lunch.
What is that, some kind of hippie hot tub.
When I want to hear complaints from the food,
I'll ask the food.
Ooh, eat in your hot tub.
Sure smells delicious.
(GAGS, COUGHS)
Why would you put jalapenos in a hot tub?
This guy was planning to cook us up.
Ain't nobody gonna be serving frog legs today!
Not on my watch! This ain't no French bistro!
Look, guys, I can explain.
Spicy food is good for the heart.
You see, what happens is...
Yeah, right. What happened to him?
The Serpent likes them extra crispy!
(BOTH SCREAM)
- Wait a minute, let's talk about this. - Eat this!
(BOTH SCREAMING)
LIZZY: How are we ever going to explain this to the Serpent?
DIZZY: They say, when you don't know what to say, you should just play dumb.
LIZZY: Oh, we're sorry, Mr. Snake.
We're so dumb we let all the froggies get away.
What's that, no delicious froggies?
Well, I'll just have to try a lizard, I guess.
That's a horrible idea, Mr. Serpent.
Lizards are nothing but skin and bones,
and they give you gas, big time.
As they say in Hollywood, "Serpent's gotta eat."
So if you don't mind,
when you're finished disappointing me,
get in my belly!
Oh no, Mr. Snake,
you got to believe us, we'll find a way.
And you don't have to eat us, no.
You're lucky I decided to save my appetite
for destruction!
See you later, Mr. Snake.
Revenge tastes good.
Okay, now it's time for some real training.
Let's see what I'm up against.
Prince Ababwa, you're really slackin', man.
- Let's get the lead out. - I'm going to puke.
Don't you dare!
I think I'm gonna have a heart attack.
Try it and see what happens.
Hey, you're as bad as the last guy.
- Oh, yeah? - Huh? Ah!
- You want to fight me? - Uh-huh.
- Here, take this. - Wait!
I'm gonna beat you fair and square.
- It was a joke, come on! - Huh?
Get back here! Get back here, you baby!
- I'm not gonna let you run away from this. - I was just kidding!
Here, froggy, froggy, froggy!
Why are you playing so rough?
Did you not get hugged as a tadpole?
Oh, rough? I'm just gettin' started, baby.
Come on, use your words.
Don't be such a frogger.
- Huh. - (FREDDIE LAUGHS)
- Whoa. Whoa... - Hey!
Hey, where do you think you're going?
Whoa!
Ah!
- Whoa. Venus Frog Traps! - (PRINCESS SCREAMING)
Look out! Whoa!
Wow, that's so cool.
Whatever you do, don't move.
- Ah... - Whoops!
- Please don't! - Too late!
- I got you, buddy! - Don't let go, don't let go!
Please don't let go-oo...
(BOTH GRUNT)
FREDDIE: Run!
Could you hurry up a little, slow poke!
Mmm, I do love me some grasshopper legs
after a hard day's work.
- Want some? - Uh...
Well...
That's not too bad.
YOLO.
(LAUGHS)
- Jerk. - Ow.
FREDDIE: It's easy to take this for granted, you know?
Isn't it beautiful?
I guess you can say I've been a little sheltered.
It's perfect.
Look around, it's utopia.
- Hey! - Feel it.
FREDDIE: When I was a kid, I spent lots of time out here by myself.
Whoa. Sorry.
PRINCESS: I can see why you were by yourself.
FREDDIE: Well, I never knew my real parents.
I grew up in a foster pond.
That's why I hit the open road.
You're doing great. Just be careful.
Whoa, look out!
So, where'd you grow up?
In a bubble.
That explains it.
Hey, look, I've got a surprise for you.
- Huh? - Wanna go for a ride?
- What the...? - Bats.
The dark knights of the forest.
- Well, uh... - The coolest flying rodent.
You showed me. Now can we go, please?
(PRINCESS WHIMPERS)
- Relax, they're harmless. - Yeah, it's really cool, okay.
- Come on, let's go. - Don't be scared.
I ain't scared of nothin'.
Don't get too close!
- (PRINCESS GROANS) - Then let's go!
Well, are you coming?
Are you sure this thing's safe?
FREDDIE: Sure, I'm sure. I'm a frequent flyer.
Free drinks and everything.
Wow, we're flying.
FREDDIE: Yup, yup, can you dig it?
(SIGHS) This is the most incredible thing
that's ever happened to me.
Mm-hmm.
FREDDIE: Ha ha, yeah.
If I don't win the Olympics,
I think I want you to win, Freddie.
I just don't want her marrying the others.
Not that I think you're good looking,
just that you're less bad looking.
Well, you're cool, too. I don't care what anyone says.
Heh, thanks, bro-frog. Hey, where are we going?
Ha ha, wherever the wind takes us.
Well, in that case, I want to...
- go see my father. - Huh?
Tell him I'm not a little frog anymore.
I'm old enough to make my own decisions.
He needs to just chill.
Who does he think he is, God?
He can't tell me who to marry!
Who's he trying to make you marry, anyways?
The princess, if you win?
PRINCESS: Heh, don't worry about it. You don't know her.
- Hey, look! - Hey!
FREDDIE: Hang onto your hats and glasses,
'cause we are comin' in hot, baby!
Oh, yeah.
Wow.
These last few days have really been the ride of my life,
and it's only gonna get wilder.
FREDDIE: If only your father could see you now.
(CAPTAIN CLEARS THROAT)
Uh, Mr. Serpent, first I'd like to apologize
for spilling sauce
in some of your food... I mean, frogs escaped,
and I also have this stuck on my head!
Hang on!
Ya ya! Whoo.
- (CAPTAIN SCREAMS) - Stop!
- Please! I'm allergic... - (GRUMBLES)
...to venom, fangs,
and being eaten.
(GRUNTING)
You're all useless!
I've waited my entire life planning my revenge,
and it was gonna taste so sweet,
but then you gotta go and ruin it!
- CAPTAIN: Yes! - What's the problem?
(SHUDDERS)
Okay, I didn't realize.
- Anything, Master. - Yeah.
- But I... Yes. - Take this venom
and go get those frogs, okay.
Please, I only got one eye.
(GASPS)
Of course, I'll do it right away.
That's just enough to destroy...
- Thank you, master. Absolutely. - ...all of Frogville.
Got a cap for this thing?
(ALL GRUNTING)
MUSCLES: I hate cardio.
How long are we supposed to do this for?
- (GAS HISSES) - I don't know.
PRINCE: It's like...
It's on the tip of my tongue.
Smells fruity.
Hey, man, I know that smell.
Heh, it's snake venom.
(GROANS)
CAPTAIN: There you go, that's what I'm talkin' about.
(LAUGHS) All right.
FREDDIE: Whoo! here we go.
Almost there.
Just around the corner.
And we are here.
(PRINCESS CHUCKLES)
Watch your step.
Well, thank you for the lift.
Aw, see, he likes you.
Ah, I'm still gonna give you a beat down.
- Mark my words. - Well, hey, good luck, buddy.
What the...?
Ah! Thelma!
What's gotten into you?
Ow! Calm down!
(BUZZING)
I can't understand you.
Thelma, what do you mean? The other frogs are in danger?
Well, what did she say?
They captured our friends.
- Oh, geez. - Get on, we gotta go!
I just did. This is getting out of hand.
- Where are we going? - Thelma knows.
PRINCESS: Oh, brother.
FREDDIE: Thelma, just tell us where to go.
Bat-frog to the rescue!
INSPECTOR NOGGIN: Faster, my berry-brained minions!
Justice is close, I can smell it.
Ah, what are those berry-head dudes doing here?
Let's find out.
PRINCESS: Inspector Noggin?
They're searching for the princess.
What-what? They said "the princess"!
Follow that bat!
Could we maybe pick up the pace a little bit?
Here we go. Are you ready to rumble?
I was born ready.
Uh-huh...
Not far now, I can feel it.
PRINCESS: What the heck?
- Another frog skeleton! - FREDDIE: Whoa!
You fruit-heads go left,
and the rest of you go the other left.
Hey, what's going on here?
FREDDIE: What do you think's in there?
Hello. What's happening, chap?
Our friends are trapped inside.
- NOGGIN: Ooh, I knew it. - FREDDIE: I'm right behind you.
- Uh, maybe you should crawl in front of me. - Sketchy.
Royal flush! (LAUGHS)
Again?
Come on, this ain't cool, you know.
You cheat! Who gets two royal flushes in a row?
Well, you have obviously never played poker
with master poker players.
Go fish.
Blackjack!
(BESTIE GRUNTS, SCREAMS)
- Bestie! - Hey, Boogie!
Oh, what up, guys?
PRINCESS: A giant tent.
FREDDIE: Hey, Boogster, you okay?
(ALL GRUNTING)
(MINIONS GIGGLE)
Prince Ababwa has arrived.
Oh, it was horrible.
They sprayed us with venom and frognapped us.
- For reals! - They did! They did!
Venom? As in snake venom?
What other kind of venom is there?
I hate snakes!
What is this?
Froggiana Jones and the Temple of Turds?
No, I just don't like...
snakes!
- What? - Whoa!
That's a pretty good sized snake.
FREDDIE: What?
Well, look at you, with your big brains.
Guess what? I'm a snake and stuff!
- FREDDIE: Not cool. - Well, no way around it.
Time for you to face my fears for me.
Minions, attack!
Ooh, that tickles.
(ROARS)
DEVO: Oh, no, he di'in't.
Let's get him!
All right.
Oh, snakey-poo!
Ugh! Get some!
(GROWLS)
- Now let's have a little fun! - BESTIE: No!
This might be fun for you,
but it's certainly not fun for us!
Sucka!
Hey! What are you doing?
- I totally had him! - (SERPENT ROARS)
And I think I left my turtle running.
Stop! We've got to go back for Freddie!
- SERPENT: Yeah! - Run!
(GASPS) Freddie!
I'll be okay! I think!
SERPENT: Foiled again!
Freddie!
We have to save him!
He can't be gone! He's my brother!
Put me down!
We got to go back!
BESTIE: There's nothing we can do!
Guys!
Ow.
But where are you going?
We need your help!
He's right,
we have to go save my Freddie!
Dude, we're no match for a giant snake, come on.
Who wants to turn us all into frogsicles.
Guys!
Not another step!
Or I'll kick you right in the croak box
so hard, you won't croak right for a week.
You heard me, Prince Froggy Ababwa!
You don't scare me, new guy.
We all know your croak is worse than your ribbit.
What are you gonna do,
cry yourselves to sleep on your little lily pads?
Well, guess what, none of you are going to marry the princess,
because the princess doesn't want to marry a bunch of scaredy-frogs.
Not like I have some kind of inside knowledge or something.
But if I was a princess,
and I got to make my own decisions like it should be...
I mean, hello!
Well, I'd want to marry someone who's brave,
and kind, and good looking.
Fine, I said it, but most of all,
I want to marry someone who's loyal to his friends.
Freddie was a friend to the end.
He went back for you when you were all captured,
and there was a lot less of him than there are of you.
So what do you say? Let's go get Freddie!
Uh, Your Highness, I realize
the semifinals of the games are starting in an hour.
But we'll think of something, I feel confident.
My daughter's missing,
and we have no prize for the Olympics.
My life is completely ruined.
Oh, maybe I could stand in for the princess.
We do have a similar figure, and we do move the same.
NOGGIN: I've got a better idea.
How about a robot substitute for the princess?
I used my oversized brain to create a hideous duplicate
of your delightful daughter.
She's so life-like you can barely tell the difference.
(NOGGIN LAUGHING)
I don't mind that she can't blink.
- I just need a bag... - Hello, Daddy.
This is the most repulsive thing I've ever seen.
Inspector, you've done it!
Now let the games begin!
(NERVOUSLY LAUGHS)
Nice little awkward silence.
Uh...
Oh, no, no, I wasn't talking to you.
So, you're the leader of the Froggy Alliance?
- Sorry, you're not my type. - Come to the dark side.
- We've got a lot of new townhouses over here. - I'd rather not.
- Plus, it's really not as bad as they say. - I'm good.
Like, I probably won't eat you
if you join the dark side.
Which is always a plus, you know,
because, like, I'm probably going to eat all your friends. (CHUCKLES)
Look, all I want is the princess,
and a private audience with the king and queen,
'cause I'm gonna eat their daughter and make them watch,
- 'cause that's what I do. - Oh, sorry.
Did you want one?
All this talk of eating is making me hungry.
I'm hungry for justice!
Ages ago,
a mighty war was waged
upon the Kingdom of Frogs.
Mom and Dad.
He was like the best snake ever,
but then your King and Queen Frog took him down
and made him dead!
Hey, buddy, listen up!
Don't you know I made an ice machine?
Mmm...
Turn all your frogs into popsicles and stuff.
- Then you want to get crazy with me? - FREDDIE: Oh, no. Whoa.
Now, look into my eyes.
You are getting sleepy.
- Whoa. - Yes, you will do what I say,
and get all sleepy.
Hypnosis. See that princess?
She real pretty, right? And your dad's real nice.
- And that guy's a good dancer. - FREDDIE: Boogie.
Well, now it's time for you to do what I say!
I must obey the great and powerful snake.
His wish is my command.
ANNOUNCER 1: Another beautiful day here
at the Olympics in Frogville.
And everyone's excited, especially me,
because we got fan favorite Freddie back here
from escaping certain doom. And wow, that was a mouthful.
Well, we got him back in the race. Let's watch.
- Prince Froggy Ababwa! - Over here, guys! Big smile!
- Get out of the way. - Dude!
I thought the opening ceremony was a little light on substance.
What are you doing here?
Hi, it's me, Freddie.
Not the snake. That's just silly. Who's the snake?
- FREDDIE: Hello. - Shut up!
What's wrong with Freddie?
Ugh, you're controlling him!
Ah, my button that only works on him.
PRINCESS: What'd you do to that frogilcious frog?
(HUMMING)
Here we go.
(CROWD CHEERING)
Um, your hugeness.
"Ladies and gentlefrogs
"of the Kingdom of Pondville,
"I'm happy to announce
"Princess Froglegs has returned.
"And is not, in fact, some crazy robot."
You idiot!
Pay no attention to the words I just said.
My daughter's just fine. In fact, she's right there.
And whoever catches her,
- gets to marry her, no questions asked! - Yippee! Nippee!
Ohh, she's pretty.
Hey, orangitoad, after seeing her up close, I think I could do better.
And now, the moment you've all been waiting for.
Get ready!
Get set!
- On your marks, get set... - (GUN CLICKS)
- What? - KING: Get set!
Go! Yeah...
Boogie, wait!
Safety's on. Sorry.
- KING: Get married! - ANNOUNCER 1: And they're off.
Captain One-Eye leading the pack.
- CAPTAIN: I'll win this! - ROBOT: Let's go, losers!
ANNOUNCER 1: And look at that princess. She's a feisty one, eh, Bob?
ANNOUNCER 2: Oh my, they're chasing her into the Tunnel of Darkness.
ANNOUNCER 1: Is that a metaphor for marriage, Bob?
(ANNOUNCER 2 LAUGHS) It could be.
Oh, where'd she go?
PRINCE: What the...?
What the heck?
It's all dark.
PRINCESS: Okay, what's with the giant butt?
- (PRINCESS SCOFFS) - CAPTAIN: What?
- Wait. - What?
- Ahh! - Wait a minute!
You wuss.
All right, give me that thing.
Ah, I told you I needed new batteries for this thing.
- Thank you. - CAPTAIN: Wait, it's doing something.
It's delayed.
I feel better.
- Oh, by the way... - CAPTAIN: What!
PRINCESS: Okay, you got to be kidding me.
- BESTIE: Not cool. - PRINCESS: Run!
- CAPTAIN: It's spike balls! - BESTIE: Spike balls!
ANNOUNCER 2: They're headed straight for the hurdles of despair.
ANNOUNCER 2: That's gotta be a metaphor for something.
(ALL CLAMORING)
(PRINCE SCREAMS)
ANNOUNCER 3: You two sound like an old married couple.
ANNOUNCER 2: Okay, in other news,
Freddie Greenbeano is barreling through those hurdles
like a bull in a china shop,
just owning that china.
You know, I have never seen such blatant disregard
for personal safety.
Nine-time champion, still got it.
Let me push something. What's this button for?
(VOICE POWERS DOWN)
(FREDDIE SCREAMS)
Okay, ha ha, that's why you got to stretch your frog legs.
(PRINCESS GROANS)
Ugh, what's wrong with you?
(GASPS)
Show off.
MUSCLES: Hey, wait for us!
I'm gonna make it! I'm gonna make it!
(GROANS)
Rollin', rollin', rollin'.
(GROANS)
Help me!
(SCREAMS)
Whew, that was a close one.
Ha ha, that weird-looking yellow-eyed princess
- will be mine! - You're going down, sucka!
All mine! (LAUGHS)
(CAPTAIN SCREAMS)
ANNOUNCER 1: Well, one thing's for sure:
She doesn't want to marry that guy.
ANNOUNCER 2: You can say that again.
(PRINCESS GRUNTS) Come on!
(SCREAMS)
MAN: We got to get out of here.
ANNOUNCER 2: I can't believe it, they made it through
the hurdles of despair.
ANNOUNCER 1: They're not out of danger
just yet, by a long shot.
- (BAT STRIKING) - ANNOUNCER 2: Ooh, that's gotta hurt!
Right onto the Venus Frog Traps.
ANNOUNCER 1: Quite a predicament, I must say.
ANNOUNCER 2: For our viewers at home
who didn't pay attention in science class,
the Venus Frog Trap is a close relative
to the more common Venus Fly Trap.
ANNOUNCER 1: Only nothing like it, and a heck of a lot meaner.
ANNOUNCER 2: And uglier. Look at those things!
ANNOUNCER 1: Speaking of ugly, what's with that eye shadow?
ROBOT: Are you looking for me?
ANNOUNCER 2: She looks absolutely hideous!
Ribbit!
Oh, my frog! They're playing badminton with a feather.
(PRINCESS GROANS)
ANNOUNCER 1: Ha ha, I saw that coming.
(ROBOT GRUNTS)
PRINCE: Feathers!
Oh, it's feathers, this is fun.
- (ALL GRUNTING) - PRINCESS: What?
But...
(GRUNTS)
- (LAUGHTER) - ANNOUNCER 1: Damn, that girl is just mean.
(GRUNTS)
Yeah, that's cool.
Whoa.
(GRUNTS)
- PRINCESS: Hey! - ANNOUNCER 2: Dangerous game to play
when you're standing on a Venus Frog Trap.
Oh no. Oh no.
Beautiful teamwork!
- (ALL GRUNTING) - ANNOUNCER 1: She's taking these frogs to school.
ANNOUNCER 2: And there's the serve.
He passes to Boogie.
Who sets it up for new guy.
(PRINCESS VOCALIZES)
Spikes it into Princess' face!
(EXPLOSION)
ROBOT: Mayday! Mayday!
We have a princess down that needs help.
He hit her right in the croaker.
And she's got a nice croaker.
Huh?
Over there.
MUSCLES: Come on.
(ALL SCREAMING)
- MUSCLES: Gotcha, little buddy! - PRINCESS: Thanks.
(PRINCESS GASPS)
Ahh, behind you!
Get off!
Freddie!
Get off of him, croc!
I won't let you down, Freddie!
(GRUNTS) I'm gonna make you into a handbag.
Ugh. Okay, barf him up, come on!
Give him back!
(PRINCESS GRUNTS)
CAPTAIN: Run away!
Whoa.
Come on, Freddie, say something!
Hang on, Freddie, I gotcha.
DEVO: I think our friend's in there.
Freddie, are you in there?
No! Freddie!
Freddie, say something!
Come on! Come on, Freddie!
(PRINCESS GRUNTING)
Why are you guys just standing there?
Do something!
Come on, I know he's in there!
Come on! Freddie!
- Freddie, get out! - He's gone, man. Just chill.
MUSCLES: It's no use.
- MUSCLES: Just stop. - Freddie! Freddie, please!
I promised not to let him down.
- (CRYING) Freddie. - MUSCLES: Come on, let's call it.
Even though I hated you, I still loved you.
(SOFT BALLAD PLAYING)
d My heart ain't the same since I met you d
d You took this old heart and made it new d
d That's what you do d
d You touch these eyes so I can see d
d The grace of God has set me free d
d You make all things new d
d That's what you do d
d This is song of freedom d
d This is a song of truth d
- d This is a song... d - What a nice song.
(PRINCESS SCREAMS)
FREDDIE: What a weird dream.
Eww. Crocodile breath.
So did you miss me, or what?
Freddie?
Oh Freddie, is that you?
I thought I lost you, you big ribbit-head.
Hey, you feelin' okay, bro-frog?
FREDDIE: A crocodile's no match for Freddie.
PRINCESS: Don't pay attention to anything I said
when you were in there. We're strictly friends.
ROBOT: And the winner!
(ALL HAPPILY GROWLING)
ANNOUNCER 2: And since One-Eye has bested the beast
and won the game, it looks like he'll marry the princess
and rule over Pondville.
Regrettably, the princess might be marrying
three very uncharming frogs.
Oh. Hmm.
But wait!
ANNOUNCER 1: It's Freddie!
And the four fab friends of Freddie Froggy.
There's still hope! I think the games continue!
What do you say, froggies?
I sure hope one of those guys marries our daughter.
Ooh, I like the one with the muscles.
- Hmm? Hmm... - Ooh.
Your Fartiness, we've located the princess.
Are you absolutely sure?
Yes, O Putrid One,
she's down there on the playing field.
- KING: Where? - (ROBOT GIGGLES)
NOGGIN: She's disguised as the one they call Captain One-Eye.
- KING: You really are the dumbest frog in the kingdom. - ROBOT: Come on, husband.
- ROBOT: Cutie. - Read it and weep, boys,
I got the girl and her eight rows of teeth.
- Ha ha, nice. - ROBOT: Winner.
No fair!
Geez, she's kind of a butterface, ain't she?
(SIGHS)
That's not the real princess, Freddie.
What? How do you know?
I just do, okay?
And believe me when I tell you,
if that jerk wins, my life is over.
Dude, don't say that. You can't let them get to you.
(SOBBING)
Why would you get so upset
over some girl you don't even know?
What if she's annoying,
or has bad breath or something?
Have you ever met a princess?
You know, they're not exactly the easiest frogs to get along with.
Thanks for cheering me up.
Are you nuts? That's what friends are for.
You don't need no dumb marriage.
All you need is a friend.
A best friend.
(CHUCKLES)
ANNOUNCER 1: Hello, froggies!
Do you know what time it is? It's time for the main event.
ANNOUNCER 2: As you know, it's a time-honored tradition here
to wrap things up with a friendly game of Quodatch.
(GROWLING)
ANNOUNCER 1: Which may sound like another game
played by witches in England.
ANNOUNCER 2: We can assure you, it's only a coincidence.
Hmph.
(LAUGHS)
I'm ready!
PRINCESS: Whoa!
I'll get 'em.
ANNOUNCER 2: For our folks tuning in at home,
this match is very important.
ANNOUNCER 1: That's right, the winner of the match
usually wins the entire Olympics.
PRINCESS: Ha! Take that! Ugh!
ANNOUNCER 2: I never understood why that is.
ANNOUNCER 1: You could fill a library with the things you don't know.
(PRINCESS SCREAMS)
That's... Ah!
(PRINCESS GROANS)
How'd he get it so fast?
(LAUGHS)
Not cool.
Ugh. Whoa.
Whoa, careful!
- Yeah! - Whoa!
Crazy, man, people flying around on bats.
ANNOUNCER 1: The reason the Quodatch match is important
is because everything up until now
was only worth one single point,
while the Quodatch match is worth 5,000 points.
ANNOUNCER 2: It seems just a little off balance.
ANNOUNCER 1: Well, some frogs are born winners,
and some are born losers.
ANNOUNCER 2: This is sudden death,
which means first point wins the game.
PRINCESS: We'll see who wins this Froggy Olympics!
Let's finish this! I'm tired of listening
to those announcers babble on and on.
- (GROWLING) - PRINCESS: Whoa!
PRINCESS: Yeah!
- I got it! - PRINCESS: No!
ANNOUNCER 2: Ooh! Rejected!
No, no, no!
- (PRINCESS SCOFFS) - That's right, I got it.
- PRINCESS: Oh, get him. - Nothing can stop me now.
CAPTAIN: Oh, my goodness!
Not fair!
- CAPTAIN: Ref! - PRINCESS: Oh, come on, you bat!
(SCREAMING)
CAPTAIN: Your flying pigs are nothing
compared to my flying bats!
- (CAPTAIN LAUGHS) - FREDDIE: Ah!
FREDDIE: Whoa. What? Uh!
CAPTAIN: Whoo, still got it.
- Get off my bat! - Gimme!
PRINCESS: Get it, Freddie! Get it!
Chew on this!
- Not to my face! - Huh?
- No! - Uhh...
ANNOUNCER 1: Freddie Greenbeano's about to win the game.
ANNOUNCER 2: About to be eaten by a giant catfish too!
(FREDDIE GROANS, GASPS)
What?
FREDDIE: Ow!
(CROWD GASPS)
PRINCESS: Ugh! Ah, come on!
- (ROBOT SCREAMS) - Give me my life back!
- (ROBOT SCREAMS) - She doesn't even look like me.
- ANNOUNCER 1: That is the wrong girl to be messin' with. - PRINCESS: Oh no, she didn't!
(ROBOT SCREAMS)
Oh! And the princess has the quodatch!
- PRINCESS: Get off me! - Come on, man, pass it to me.
Give it back! Come on!
ANNOUNCER 1: Wow, the new guy really has a problem with the princess.
(PRINCESS SCREAMS)
Boom. (GRUNTS)
(ROBOT SCREAMS)
(GROANS, GRUNTS)
ANNOUNCER 1: Oh, would you look at that?
PRINCESS: No, no, no, no, no!
ANNOUNCER 2: This is about to get ugly.
Not in a good way.
(SCREAMS)
(ROBOT SCREAMS)
Stop pretending to be me!
This is my life! Ow! Not yours!
Ha! Ha!
ROBOT: Ha! Oh, yeah? There's a new princess in town,
so you better get used to it!
(BOTH GRUNT)
Ah.
ANNOUNCER 1: New guy has the ball.
This could be the moment
we've all been waiting for.
- I think it is... - See you later, fish-face!
I think... it's good!
And the crowd is going wild!
I have never in the history of the Froggy Olympics
- seen such talent. - QUEEN: Brilliant!
- Whoo! Ha ha ha! - KING: The new guy?
Party time! Party time!
Oh, it's fantastic!
Ha.
You just won the Olympics.
What are you going to do now?
Drink some bubbly? Lucky bloke.
I'm going to climb these stairs and claim my destiny.
(CROWD CHEERING)
Hmm...
(SIGHS)
Hmm...
(DEEP BREATH)
Here we go.
Hmm.
- Uh... - Don't just stand there
with your pencil-thin mustache.
Say something.
(SIGHS)
Uh...
Hm, ask for the princess' hand in marriage.
(GASPS)
(CROWD SCREAMING)
(SERPENT ROARING)
Stay back.
I wanted to have a nice quiet revenge,
but you ruined it!
Now I got to bring the pain game!
And the ice machine!
Freeze 'em all!
(ALL SCREAMING)
SERPENT: Have you ever seen something so beautiful?
Froggies, ice cubes, yeah!
(PRINCESS SCREAMS)
(KING GROANS)
What are you trying to do, new guy?
- Ruin my fun? - No, don't!
KING: Let go of my son-in-law!
(GRUNTS)
PRINCESS: Your breath is grody.
Oh! You got something to say?
I'm keepin' the princess for myself, by the way.
- FREDDIE: Don't do it, man. - Huh?
Girls are more trouble than they're worth.
He's right, dude.
How dare you speak to me
in that tone of voice, young man.
Oh, shut up.
Want to know who showed me that?
My best friend!
- (SERPENT SCREAMS) - (PRINCESS GROANS)
FREDDIE: I bet you don't have a best friend.
Not with that attitude.
Slide, slide, slippity slide!
(SERPENT MUMBLING) You're grounded!
Hey...
SERPENT: No TV for a week!
Whoa!
Okay, I shoulda stretched first.
FREDDIE: Smells worse than the crocodile.
Freddie, why do you keep getting eaten by things?
- Ew. - (SERPENT GROANS)
You know, you should really watch what you eat.
- Huh? - (FREDDIE LAUGHS)
FREDDIE: Let's go, brotha!
(SERPENT ROARS)
PRINCESS: Freddie, what are you doing?
I don't know! I didn't plan that far ahead!
KING: This is something I should've done
a long time ago!
Yeah.
Charge!
Get him!
- (MINIONS YELLING) - KING: Time to pay the froggies, snake!
SERPENT: Yeah, ha ha ha!
(ROARS)
Uh...
- FREDDIE: Uh... - SERPENT: Bye, guys.
This is awkward.
Uh... ew.
Fire!
SERPENT: Aw, isn't that cute?
(ROARS)
What? What?
SERPENT: I'm gonna bring you down!
KING: Archers!
SERPENT: Oh! Yeah, that's fun!
(ROARS)
(GASPS)
You killed my dad!
(PRINCESS WHIMPERS)
You're a bad, bad king.
(CHUCKLES)
Your Fattiness.
(PRINCESS WHIMPERS, GASPS)
Not today, rattle-butt!
Not today!
- (SERPENT ROARS) - (KING GROANS)
(SCREAMS)
Ha!
Your Poopiness, come on, this is no time to get pooped.
(GROANS)
Take this, my son,
- and face your destiny. - PRINCESS: Okay, dude.
Shall we?
Hmm...
Let's do this!
Uh, I'm really mad now.
QUEEN: Look, it's the fab five friends of Freddie Froggy again!
- Good, they're out only hope. - Our only hope?
Gosh, I don't like those odds much.
Then bet on the snake.
You think you can betray me?
FREDDIE: Don't flatter yourself, snake eyes.
We were never really friends.
You won't be eating us for dinner tonight!
- Hello, long again! - PRINCESS: Look out!
- (SERPENT LAUGHS) - FREDDIE: Watch out!
Ow!
Work on your aim! Yeah!
Ow!
(SERPENT GRUNTS)
Ahh!
Yeah!
My eye!
(GRUNTS)
Ah!
Copter time!
Ah!
Whoa, ninja!
SERPENT: Yeah!
(FREDDIE GRUNTING)
Whoa!
Ahh! Whoa!
(SCREAMS)
FREDDIE: Got him!
(GRUNTS)
CAPTAIN: Uh-oh.
- FREDDIE: Eh, I don't know. - BOOGIE: We did it.
We better make sure. Ah!
- (SERPENT ROARS) - BOOGIE: I spoke too soon!
FREDDIE: Run!
SERPENT: Snakes' tails don't just grow back!
- That's what they say, but it's not true! - Keep running!
- (SERPENT GRUNTS) - BOOGIE: Knock knock!
- CAPTAIN: Wait! - Knock knock!
- Who's there? - Joe.
Joe who? Ahh!
Jo' mama.
(ROARING)
Head's up, snake butt.
- SERPENT: I hate frogs! - PRINCESS: I gotcha!
- (SERPENT GROANING) - (PRINCESS GRUNTING)
Oh, man!
- Ice! - Ice!
- Oh, baby! - Ha ha, I was just warmin' up.
(GROANS)
Whoa.
That's freaky.
We did it.
Freddie, how sick was that?
Dude, that was the sickest.
You totally won the game,
and now you can marry the princess.
(CHUCKLES)
Well, not exactly.
- But I'll be there... - Huh?
...when she's ready to marry the guy she chooses to marry.
Dude, you're the princess?
I told ya, more trouble than I'm worth.
Whoa. Cool. (CHUCKLES)
Don't worry, these things never last that long.
- I can't believe this, man. - I totally knew that was her.
(SIGHS) Oh, sweetheart.
Huh?
Ah, you're home!
Oh, and you kick butt, honey buns.
Hmm...
- Ah, Daddy! - Oh, I missed you so much.
Oh.
(SIGHS)
That's a tearjerker.
Baby, I'm sorry.
Your life is yours to live as you wish.
You can marry who you want.
Thank you.
(CHUCKLES)
Ooh, grasshopper mojitos.
Party.
You know, Prince Froggy Ababwa,
you're a pretty cool guy, I think so.
- Yeah. - There's just no point in being a sore loser.
You know what I mean?
Hey, Robot Princess.
Looking good, Boog.
What can I say, chicks dig tadpoles.
Just remember who wears the pants in this relationship.
Everybody loves a little Boogie.
I could've been a contender, baby, yeah!
Here's to the future, wherever it may take us.
And seeing what's on the other side of the pond.
(CHUCKLES)
Ahem. Attention, everyone.
The king would like to read a speech
that I worked very hard to prepare for him.
- Hmm. - Shh.
"My fellow froggies,
"esteemed salamanders,
"and all the hoppy friends of Frogville,
"it is with great pleasure and genuine disgust
"that I welcome you on this smelly occasion.
"Though it seems like only yesterday
"Princess Froglegs was bouncing on her daddy's knee
"drooling and laughing like a little weirdo...
"Boy, she was cute."
(LAUGHS)
"Now she's all grown up,
"and ready to rule this kingdom as the queen."
Yeah! Yeah!
Y-y-yeah!
"And Sir Freddie,
"for your service to my daughter and to this kingdom,
"I'll give you...
"anything.
"Gold, jewels, love.
"Make your choice."
I think you should go for the gold.
I'd say love, but it's just way too much trouble.
- Hey! Where's he go? - PRINCE: Can we dance now?
- Where's that Freddie? - PRINCESS: Hmm?
Uh?
Huh.
Oh, there he is.
Heh, well, remember, keep it froggy.
FREDDIE: Ah, this is the life. Back on the open road.
I tell you, boys, playing it safe is not worth the trouble.
You got to live your life and go wherever the road takes you.
But who knows,
maybe someday the road will lead me back to settling down.
Heck, I might even get married...
if the right person asks me.
So what do you say, Princess?
Can you dig it?
d I never felt this way d
d You know just what to say d
d I take a train, I take a car d
d All roads lead to where you are d
d So let's just run away d
d This house is haunted d
d But even ghosts need company d
d All I want is you d
d I don't want you to leave d
d All I wanna do d
d Is count some stars with you d
d I'd be sunsets on your wall d
d I thought I'd said it all d
d We all have shadows lurking d
d No one else can see d
d This house is haunted d
d These skeletons walk underneath d
d All I want is you d
d I don't want you to leave d
d All I wanna do d
d Is count some stars with you d
d All I want is you d
d I don't want you to leave d
d All I wanna do d
d Is count some stars with you d
d All I want is you d
d You're all I want, you're all I need d
d Come on, come on, come on d
d You're all I need d
d Come on, come on, come on d
d You're all I need d
d You're all I want, you're all I need d
(CLASSICAL SCORE PLAYING)